Advertisement (another Intentional Irrelevent Suicide) Lyrics - Singles - Harper Roy

I get up and I walk across the room 

I get to the door - I've been there before 

Wondering what I got up for 

When all of a certain I remember 

What I was going to say to you 

Standing there watching my member 

Hanging there squirting the loo 

I'm really stoned 

I'm really stoned 

Permanently out my bone 

I'm really stoned 

I sit down on the phone I get the urge 

To dump yesterday, flush it away 

I hope the force is still with me 

When sure enough the door flies off it's hinges 

And there stands P.C. Bill Identikit 

Saying "I've got trouble finding where I'm going 

"Coz my backside is very badly lit 

"Hello, hello, hello 

"My bloody head no longer seems to fit 

"Hello, hello, hello 

"And you're under arrest... 

...and...'ello?" 

I'm really stoned 

I'm really stoned 

Permanently out my bone 

I'm really stoned 

So come on, let go 

Let your feelings show 

There's something inside you 

The person beside you really needs to know 

Come on, change your mind 

You never know what you might find 

Break out the rizlas 

And roll up a place to unwind 

Well you can bust me once 

You can bust me twice 

But you'd have to top me 

To finally stop me from loading my dice 

'Coz I'm really stoned 

I'm really stoned 

Permanently out my bone 

I'm really stoned 

(Joan bakewell) Tart