Hannibal Interlude Lyrics - Hannibal Buress

And now a message from Hannibal Buress 

Yeah, sorry, sorry 

And now a message from Hannibal Buress: 

Hey man, I'm fucking with this shit 

It's good to listen to a professional rapper for once but... Lil Dicky is... a horrible rap name. 

That's some weird shit, you got grown men havin' to call you Lil Dicky? 

In the streets, like "Ay, whassup?" 

Lil Dicky 

Bars, man. You be spittin' bars. 

That's real inconsiderate for you to make that your rap name. 

But is that the worst rap name? 

I saw a dude named Hogman the Intruder. 

No I just made that up but it's not the worst rap name I've heard at all, man. 

Here's some tips if you rappers wanna be more professional: 

First of all, stop rappin' over your own vocals at your concert 

Clear your goddamn instrumental and rap over it- 

I don't wanna hear you rappin' over your raps, motherfuckers. 

Also, stop havin' 35 people on stage! Who are these people? Are you travelin' with these people or did you hire them locally? Did you pay for their travel? Get all those motherfuckers offa the stage. It's confusing. I don't like it. You can't do that at other jobs. You can't be an accountant like, "Hey I'm about to do your taxes, here's my 30 friends just standin' around and doin' nothing while I do your taxes." 

Fuck outta here. Also, stop talking about the same shit. I don't think you have a fresh take on havin' money. I'm tired of hearin' about it, I don't think it's interesting. You motherfuckers need to mix it up. I think I've heard every perspective on having money. 

"Oh, I used to have money and oh, I- I got money, I didn't have money, I got more money than you'll ever get, I never thought that I would get this much money, I had money, now I'm gettin more money" 

Stop gettin so many chains! You don't need that many chains. You only need one chain. Or two- if you're 2Chainz, you can have two chains. But not more than that. 

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