The Bone Dance Lyrics - Hannah Montana

Miley sings: 

And now I take it home, with the parietal bone 

It might be crazy, but I learn that way 

Temporal and frontal too 

And now I'm finally through 

That makes 206 

I found a way that clicks 

Miley thinks and dances: 

When I milk the cow 

On Uncle Earl's farm 

I use the ulna bone 

That is in my arm 

Miley shouts: 

MOO YAH! 

Miley mouths: Help! 

Lily: She can't do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel. 

Oliver: Way ahead of you. You want paper cut, bite my tongue or a nose bleed? 

Lily: Oh, nose bleed is my favorite! 

Oliver: Well, lean back 'cuz your in the splashing zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it's a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it's gusher!) It's a gusher, that's what it is! Look everyone, it's a gusher. 

Mrs. Kunkel: Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We should put you in a helmet. 

Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal bone, it might be crazy... 

Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! 

Miley: Leg cramp! I just need to you know, shake it off with some dance steps... 

Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! I warned you about cheating. Your test is over. 

Miley: But, I'm not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can move it. 

Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest you move it down to the principal's office. Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when you see your brother, you're there. 

(Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in) 

Miley sings: 

Everybody knows the bones 

Just had to find a way 

Everybody knows what I'm talkin 'bout 

Thats how I'll get an A 

Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you... 

Lily: Just give her a chance. Please! 

Miley sings: 

My body has many parts 

And this is where it starts 

Phalanges I have ten 

And Metatarsals then 

I got some Tarsals too 

I'll put 'em in my shoe 

Oliver: She's tellin' the truth 

Miley sings: 

The fibula is next 

According to my text 

Then comes the tibia 

That ain't no fibia 

And now up to my knee, 

Yeah, yeah, yeah 

That's the patella to me 

Miley and Lily sing: 

We're doing the bone dance 

You study the answers 

Again and again til I get it right 

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: 

We're doing the bone dance 

You dance and you learn it 

And we won't mess up this test 

We'll get it perfect 

Miley: Come on everybody move those...fe..femurs 

Rico: Yeah, by the look of these tests, you losers need all the help you can get. 

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing: 

We're doin' the bone dance 

You dance and you learn it... 

The class sings: 

And now I take it home 

With the Parietal bone 

It might be crazy 

But we learn that way 

Temporal and frontal too 

And now we're finally through 

That makes 206 

I found a way that clicks 

(Speaking): Bone Thugs in the house 

We're doing the bone dance 

You study the answers 

Again and again till I get it right 

We're doing the bone dance 

You dance and you learn it 

And we won't mess up this test 

We'll get it perfect 

WORD! 

Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! Stewart, I'm going to get the principal. 

Miley: What...? 

Mrs. Kunkel: I want you to show him that dance. It's the best study technique I've ever seen! 

Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably): 

By the way, 

You got an A! 

Word! 

Miley, Lily, and Oliver: 

We're goin' to Europe! 

Miley: Give me some metacarpal love! 

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly: 

We're doin' the bone dance, 

You study the answers 

Miley: What? 

Rico: That song, those moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer... 

Miley: Kelly Clarkson? 

Lily: Hilary Duff? 

Oliver: JayZ! 

Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana! 

(Pause) 

Miley, Lily, Oliver: HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA! 

Miley: Hannah Montana, you little joker! You're so... 

Rico: You're right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that! 

Oliver: Yeah, what were you thinking? We're talkin' about nothin' upstairs if you know what I mean. 

Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you! 

Oliver: Oh, I can see you too! 

Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!