Lilly Do You Want To Know A Secret Re-written Lyrics - Hannah Montana

Lilly: I dont get it first you tell me youll go to the concert with me so why cant you go now? 

Miley: Its just that I erm. Got to feed the fish right daddy? 

Robby ray: if you say so miles. 

Lilly: Wait a minute I know whats going on! 

Miley: you do? 

Lilly: yes your going to see with maroon five with your dad again and didnt invite me again arent you? And you lied to me? 

Miley: ok yall caught me I give up its just that Jackson paid me $20 to do his homework while he goes out with Melissa! 

Robby Ray: I knew that boy was up to something the moment he said I just hope I can raise my kids like you do. 

Miley: ok? So back to the whole concert thing 

Lilly: wait whos Melissa? 

Miley: Jacksons girlfriend anyway the real reason I cant go is (engine revving over Miley speaking) is that Im Hannah Montana! 

Lilly: Oh right super I really needed too know that! 

Miley: so your not mad 

Lilly: why would I be mad? 

Miley: because I didnt tell you 

Lilly: oh yea its a real friendship ender if you dont tell me that your dads got orange Underwear! 

Miley: No I said that the reason I cant go to the concert with you is because I am Hannah Montana! 

(Lillys mouth drops) 

Miley: uhh youre drooling. 

Lilly and Miley: uhhh gross 

(Amber and Ashley walk in) 

Amber and Ashley: Hi Miley, Lilly I bet youre so excited about the fundraising project 

Miley :( whispering) what are they up to? 

Amber: To bad were going to beat you 

Amber and Ashley: AGAIN ohhhh tssss 

(Oliver and Jake walk in) 

Oliver: Hi guys 

Jake: Hi miley, do you want to be my partner and the fundraising project? 

Miley: sure what we doing? 

Jake: wellall the other places have been taken so we have to work at the farm! 

Miley: Wait whose Lilly going to be partners with? 

Oliver: Hi lill-ay 

Lilly: fine but youre going to pay for doing this to me. 

(On the farm) 

Miley: eww this is gross! 

Jake: well its better than Amber and Ashley Job 

Miley: Do you ever stop talking about those girls? Anyway why do you talk about them anyway? 

Jake: well since you have been out of town so long I thought that you really left so that meant we 

Miley: and girlfriend? And amber is your girlfriend? 

Jake: Look I am so sorry I didnt tell you! Are you mad? 

Miley: No I am not mad! 

Jake: were 

(Miley lifts up a pile of cow poo and dumps it on Jakes head) 

Jake: Cool 

Miley: how could you I didnt know you were such a 

Jake: noob 

Miley: Yeah! 

(To be continued)