Stalker Lyrics - Singles - Hannah Jane Fox

see that man behind that tree? 

he's spent seventeen hours just waiting for me and there's really no doubt he's in love with me 

I really am his number one priority 

you might call him a loser but I call him a friend 'cos he's the last man standing when the evening ends 

he says 'baby I love you, won't you hear my confession?' 

I say 'don't worry babe, I share the same obsession' 

yeah I got myself a stalker and he's not much of a talker but he's mine - I must have hit the big time 

I got myself a fan, he follows me in a big blue van oh yeah, I must have hit the big time man 

I just love the attention and his life's a mess 

I wanna do it with a drummer in a borrowed dress and he's happy to let me 'cos he knows my address 

and with some gentle persuasion he's gonna sell it to the press 

I don't mind the heavy breathing on the end of the phone 'cos I've never been a girl who likes to be alone 

and I'm comfortable sleeping knowing that he is peeping 

we're two of a kind, we share the same obsession 

yeah I got myself a stalker and he's not much of a talker but he's mine - I must have hit the big time 

I got myself a fan, he follows me in a big blue van oh yeah, I must have hit the big time 

(so what do you do with his correspondence, hannah?) 

I keep his letters by my bed - I like to re-read things that he's said 

it's good to know I really count - -isn't that what life's about? 

(what are you thinking?) 

close my eyes and count to ten he's still there when I open them 

(do you think youre lacking a role model in your life?) 

you'd think I'd never had a dad - I think I never had a dad 

cooey - I know you're in there 

cooey - I've brought you underwear 

the police want to get him, say hes gone too far when they found out he was sleeping in the back of my car 

I said officer please, dont take him away, cos hes the only man I ever loved this way'