Almost Nearly But Not Quite Plumb Lyrics - Hank Williams Jr.

Well, I ain't been home for so doggone long 

I almost forgot where I come from 

Ain't got no money but I still ain't a bum 

I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb 

A back last summer down by the sea 

I seen a pretty girl in 

I snapped my fingers, said son of a gun 

She's almost nearly but not quite plumb 

Some people wonder how I live 

Sometimes I pick, sometimes I give 

People say I'm a bum 

I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb 

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I met a pretty girl up in Chicago 

She said, honey baby, I love you so 

She begged me to stay and not act like a bum 

I've been almost nearly but not quite plumb 

Friends ask me why I don't take a wife 

Settle down to a married life 

They say it's good as most and it's better than some 

I say I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb 

Some people wonder how I live 

Just the other night out in Tucson 

I had a little date with a great big blonde 

I took her home, she said didn't we have fun 

Hmm, almost nearly but not quite plumb 

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When it's time for the final date with 

Old Saint Pete's at the pearly gate 

He'll say I hope you're ready for your time's come 

I'll say I'm almost nearly but not quite plumb 

Some people wonder how I live