"rock And Roll (could Never Hip Hop Like This) Lyrics - Singles - Handsome Boy Modeling School

I am original DJ Jazzy Jay from 

The mighty mighty Zulu Nation 

First off, I'm gonna say my name is 

Original scratch creator Grand Wizard Theodore 

For those who dont know, I started back out in the '74 

Afrika Bambata, Disco King Mario 

Cool Herc, Grand Master Flash 

And you know some of the pioneers 

That did it back then, ya know 

Hip hop is universal man, it all depends upon what ya do it 

Hip hop is like what you call a bastard child of 

A lot of different forms of music 

I just feel good, that a lot of our bands are like 

Are like, recognizing, ya know, the culture 

We used to play these beats because 

They used to drive us on the dance floor 

And people dont really know that as a rock record 

Until like the guitars come in and stuff like that 

We didnt have no hip hop beats back in the days 

We had to take it from everywhere, we can get it from 

Its just trying to take it to another level 

That what keeps the music new and keeps it fresh 

As far as, ya know, rock is concerned man 

I think rock is, ya know, a big part of hip hop man 

Rock helped influence hip hop 

Hip hop helped influence the world 

La la la 

La la la 

La la la 

Shh, yeah, hey 

Shh, you hear me 

Okay, listen 

Yo, it's like a triple stage darkness, listen and drift 

Every muscle in your skin starts to shake and shift 

You can hate the gift but my phrase is dazed 

Ya click spray your face when I spit, I mean it 

You're just too conceited, repeatin' and repeatin' 

You're a thugged out gangsta pimp 'till you believe it 

Seems like there's too much pock, we don't need it 

I'm cool on your heat, you can keep it 

It's not a big secret, this is a game you can't win 

You're singin' the same thing 

Though we're bringin' the yen 

So just close your eyes and pretend again 

That your skin isn't as thin 

As the skin you're in bitch 

Give me a second just to spell it out 

So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about 

I don't have to fake anything I feel because 

We both know every word is real 

So give me a second just to spell it out 

So nobody can twist what I'm talkin' about 

I don't have to fake anything I feel because 

We both know every word is real 

Right about now, the funk soul brother 

Check it out now, the funk soul brother 

Right about now, the funk soul brother 

Check it out now, the funk soul brother 

I got the skills of titanium, straight to the cranium 

Try to play me, and we could go to war like Iranians 

The deep cat, I speak rap 

As long as the beat phat, my shit'll be off the meat rack 

Lord Finesse, dont harass the guards 

Spit four bars and piss on, like half your squad 

So the savage, I dont gave batch 

I dont harass if you niggaz 

Playin' Russian roulette with automatics 

See, on the street, I'm top in rank 

Three words, when I get the dice, stop the bank 

Bet against me, you get your cash to me 

My street team, promote nothin' but ass whoopins 

Hard headed, handsome boys, the lost niggaz 

The type that sport the chicks on their arm like John Ritter 

The bomb niggaz, being stabbing the third 

Better play like Jehovah witness, just spreadin' the word 

This sky opens wide, swallowing again 

Once I am inside, Im lost and cant pretend 

These pictures in my mind are not a part of me 

These memories all the time till I can hardly breathe 

I can hardly breathe, I can hardly stop the memories 

Nothing I can say or do 

Will take away what Ive been through 

What you were is what Ive come to be 

Nothing you can say to me 

Will take away these memories 

What you were is what Ive come to be 

La la la 

La la la 

La la la 

{They taught me to look beyond 

The superficial at the Handsome Boy Modeling School 

One of the things that I look for in a woman is you know, personality 

And I look for a sense of humor 

And you know knockers, I'm just kidding 

Like I said, I, I used to look at a woman 

You know, chestal area first} 

{I mean, the things that I look for now 

Is that I look for a woman with money 

I look for a woman with long legs 

Whereas before I used to focus on, knockers or} 

{Wait one second my illegitimate son is here 

Yes, yes son, you want one of these? 

Well, you have to go to the Handsome Boy Modeling School 

Where you can get one okay? 

Okay, daddy's got to work some more now 

You go back over there and sit in the trailer}