D'ye Ken Ted Moult Lyrics - Singles - Half Man Half Biscuit

Our Ted it has to be said 

produces proof beyond us 

rain, shine or gale force nine 

his frames remain intact 

helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon 

double glazing is amazing 

don't you all agree? 

No fears they'll last you for years our statistics prove it 

and you'll pose when everyone knows it's you who sets the pace 

On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and howl at yultide warnings 

insulation for the nation that's the one for me 

No draft cos that would be daft a feather acknowledges Newton 

and a ball and chain let loose on the pain can only smash your nerves 

In the hibernating season pick the best it stands to reason 

no complaing when it's raining thanks to Mr Moult.