Wejusfreestylin Lyrics - For The Kids - Gym Class Heroes

"if we were recording right now, and we would be getting all this, yeah sorry. yeah we should have a freestyle on this." 

"a freestyle?" 

"yeah hit em off with something." 

"spit a verse, travis, spit a verse." 

"youre picking your nose, travis." 

"stop picking your nose." 

"fuck you, dude, fuck you." 

traded in my hollow words for jelly-filled verbs 

and five pound pronouns and predicates 

this is Shlep's edicate for sloppy fable manners 

get your napkins 

mattie, dude, kick the beat 

and ill rhyme top of the line, top of the world 

top of the morning to you, top dog 

cause im top notch, tiger 

tie it in a knot till your eyeballs pop out 

so you can actually see what an actual MC looks like 

and if i had to pick and chose id be the indecisive dick 

in the voting booth 

laughing at my options 

like stop the press and all the media 

Shleprok is leaving ya 

walk with prosthetic concoctions 

i thought i told you 

youre just a toadstool 

like mario with fire powers 

sticking dick to the princess 

its just senseless like that David and Goliath drama 

minus the sling and stone your basically defenseless. 

anyway, you wanna it 

Shleprok's cock's obnoxious 

feels like a midget is chillen in my boxers 

"whaaat?" 

"im sorry." 

"i dont know.."