The Biker (the Fighter Parody) Lyrics - Gym Class Heroes

[Gym Class Heroes] 

Seems the further from town I go 

The more I hate this place 

He's got leather and big tattoos, 

And scars all over his face 

And I wonder if he ever has cried 

Cause he couldn't get a date for the prom 

He's got his arms around every man's dream 

And crumbs in his beard from the seafood special 

Oh can't you see my world is falling apart? 

Oh, but I'd never ride with another 

Maybe they've never had their arms around 

Anything so wild and free 

Now his friend leans over and says 

Looks like we got us a fag 

I wonder if that guy's read one word 

That wasn't in a porno mag 

[Ryan Tedder] 

Give him a break and some advice for fun 

Cause he has been cycling too long 

Give me some advice, give me a helmet 

Then they'll say to me, say to me, say tome 

There goes the biker, there goes the biker 

Here comes the biker 

That's what they'll say to me, say to me, say to me 

This one's a biker 

[Gym Class Heroes] 

And I wonder if he ever has cried 

Cause he couldn't get a date for the prom 

Because they've no interest 

In the struggle to obtain 

The status and bogus desires 

That drive most people insane 

To them it's the norm 

For a man to conform 

To a godless society 

I can't understand it 

Why people give you grief? 

You play the one armed bandit 

Like and outlaw with a belief 

Now his friend leans over and says 

Looks like we got us a fag 

I wonder if that guy's read one word 

That wasn't in a porno mag 

[Ryan Tedder] 

Give him a break and some advice for fun 

Cause he has been cycling too long 

Give me some advice, give me a helmet 

Then they'll say to me, say to me, say tome 

There goes the biker, there goes the biker 

Here comes the biker 

That's what they'll say to me, say to me, say to me 

This one's a biker 

[Gym Class Heroes] 

Everybody put yo hands up 

What we gonna do (hey!) [x4] y'all? 

What we gonna do (hey!) [x3] y'all? 

You who have nothing have 

Something that only the 1per cent 

Could ever see 

There Was A Girl Who Loved A Biker 

She Used To Follow Him Across America 

But The Biker Didn't Like Her. 

[Ryan Tedder] 

Give him a break and some advice for fun 

Cause he has been cycling too long 

Give me some advice, give me a helmet 

Then they'll say to me, say to me, say tome 

There goes the biker, there goes the biker 

Here comes the biker 

That's what they'll say to me, say to me, say to me 

This one's a biker 

[Gym Class Heroes] 

Now his friend leans over and says 

Looks like we got us a fag 

I wonder if that guy's read one word 

That wasn't in a porno mag