Sloppy Love Jingle Lyrics - Gym Class Heroes

Travie:Barteneder 

Bartender:yea i hear uu wise ass give me a minute 

Travie:im trynna get this round over here 

Bartender:what do uu think im just workin for you here 

Travie:actually will..will you send a drink to the lady at the end of the bar..yea that one rite there(Bartender:here uu are miss)yea yea its on me tell her its from Travie(Bartender:from this guy over here) 

From the second she shimmied in i was intrigued by her essence. 

And my first instinct was to make sure that my presence was felt. 

Simple and plain. 

I'm probably jumping the train. 

But all i can see was my name engraved on her belt. 

Hit the pause button- 

Damn. 

I don't even know this girl and im already practicing my sweet nothings. 

But thats a trait of a soft spoken,heart broken fellow like myself,Best believe. (Pussy) 

I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve but that night the jagermeister had my sleeves rolled upp. 

Wait a minute hold upp. 

I think she caught me grilling now im spilling my drink (dnt look,dnt look) 

I knew are feelings were in sync as soon as she gave me the wink. 

The only problem is im not your ordinary,average Romeo. 

A cyranco de bergerac (shut the fuck up) 

In fact i remember back in fifth grade 

i tried to read the book of love,but sadly the introduction didnt grab me. 

So i left it on the shelf and kept moving 

Assuming that this planet rotates. 

I'll just procrastinate until the day i bump into my soul mate. 

Who would've thunk i would be pissy ass drunk when the time came for collision. 

So i made the decision to just keep my composure(cool cool) 

Until she started getting closer 

And then i felt this weird feeling under my left shoulder,then i slipped,tripped,busted my lip and fell in love. 

The minute that she stepped in the door. 

The type of girl i had to make a couple mix tapes for. 

To me she equalled MC Squared and everything else was mathematic. 

I never took the time to practice