Scandalous Scholastics - Gym Class Heroes, Lyrics - As Cruel As School Children - Gym Class Heroes

(Did you hear about Travis?) 

(No, What?) 

(I heard hes been hooking up with a teacher!) 

(NICE!) 

And I can hear em talking in the hallways 

Im always late for lunch, 

Learning dirty little lessons from you 

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school 

Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) 

(Ah) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate 

With hit pass perfection 

Dodgin teachers down to give my late ass detention 

Hardly a heartthrob but I made due 

Using those same circle yes or no 

Notes I used in grade school 

Folded love letters with a tab that read pull here 

Writin back and forth in notebooks for a full year 

I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus 

The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having 

But who hasnt? 

The only difference beside the age 

Was the fact I acted on it 

And who wouldnt? 

A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust 

And they hit it off so well 

And I could tell the day she asked me 

To stay after class that it was all bad 

But I just bit my lip and acted all mad 

The bell rang, class dismissed 

She door shut and her skirt went up (Thats a Fact!) 

And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) 

Im always late for lunch, 

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) 

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school 

Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) 

We gave a brand new meaning 

To after-school special 

The second that our lips touched 

She kissed my ribs 

And counted each one out loud 

I tried my hardest not to giggle 

But I couldnt 'cause it tickled so much 

She pulled my pants to half-mast 

I said hurry Miss Sin 

You gonna make me late for math class 

The way she praised my balls was vicious 

Now thats what I like to call sacrilegious 

One time became twenty times 

Before we knew it 

We stopped caring about where we would do it 

From the classroom to the bathroom 

And when all the students was gone 

Wed even do it in the staff room 

From Fs to As in less than 3 days 

Now the underachievers the one with the best grades 

Made the third floor shake without breakin a sweat 

Goddamn it felt good to be the teachers pet 

And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) 

Im always late for lunch, 

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) 

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school 

Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) 

(Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations 

Started flyin' through the building 

Cruel As School Children 

This isnt how it was supposed to be 

Reminiscing dont stand so close to me 

And if its mostly my fault for letting this shit happen 

But I couldnt resist a little adolescent bragging 

I mean, after all I was only 15 

And she was showing me things 

My virgin eyes had never seen 

Never forget the little meeting she called 

But when she saw my reaction 

It made her appalled 

So basically what youre sayin' is 

If I dont keep tappin that ass 

Then you aint gonna let me pass 

Psshh, Some punishment lady 

And as I turned towards the door 

I looked back 

She had her clothes on the floor 

Needless to say I passed with flying colors 

But my teacher was my best friends mother (damn) 

And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) 

Im always late for lunch, 

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) 

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school 

Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) 

And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) 

Im always late for lunch, 

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) 

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school 

Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) 

And I can hear em talking in the hallways (let em keep talking) 

Im always late for lunch, 

Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) 

Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school 

Now Im a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) 

Ahhh!