Cookie Jar (stressed Out Remix) Lyrics - Singles - Gym Class Heroes

I like girls 

They like me 

They look so good 

In they seven jeans 

Want you to be the one 

And my only 

I want to be faithful 

But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar 

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar 

You see I got this problem 

I need help tryna solve it 

Cause meeting after meeting and Im still a cookie whore 

You can hide them, I'mma find them, on the counter, in the closet 

And Ill say I aint do it with my face covered in chocolate 

My girl be setting booby traps 

To catch me eating Scooby snacks 

I left crumbs in the bed once 

But I told her I was through with that 

She still dont be believing me 

And I guess that Im cool with that 

But I got a sweet tooth, thatll never come loose 

And the truth of the matter is 

I like girls 

They like me 

They look so good 

In they seven jeans 

Want you to be the one 

And my only 

I want to be faithful 

But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar 

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar 

I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos 

And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them 

Butter Pecan Puerto Rican 

Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians 

Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians, 

Double stuffed or thin mint 

It dont matter you getting it 

Cause I got a sweet tooth thatll never come loose 

And the fact of the matter is 

I like girls 

They like me 

They look so good 

In they seven jeans 

Want you to be the one 

And my only 

I want to be faithful 

But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar 

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar 

Im a monster for these cookies 

Im a beast for they treats 

An animal for they crackers 

Head to feet they so damn sweet 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my 

Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar 

And there you have it haha 

I tried my best 

I went to cookie anonymous 

I guess Im a failure 

I cant seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but 

It is what it is