The Olbiteration Of Flab Quarv 7 Lyrics - Gwar

(Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death) 

Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink - 

a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs 

And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures 

Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system... 

At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion 

aboard a planetary infection barge, 

attempting to obey a host of confusing orders, 

but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter ravingly drunk half the time, 

I only realized a battle had started 

when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma bombardment. 

Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent 

to the planets pulverized surface. 

We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors 

which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred, 

flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below. 

The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines 

of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters 

and fleeing refuges I vomited out the window and led our battalion 

on a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh 

in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst. 

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The mass mutilation of a world ensued, 

with those not being fit for slave labor being herded 

into gigantic flaming pits. 

We laughed as several thousand years 

of cultural development were wiped out 

in a single blundering instant. 

Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes 

Captives fill the breeding hive 

Desecrate their sovereign world 

Bloated, bloody, drunken churl 

Cultures crumble, races die 

Stench of midgets fill the sky 

Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch 

Pretty soon we'll break for lunch 

Later, as we flew through deep space 

Ritually disemboweling our victims 

The navigator informed us that we 

Attacked the wrong planet. 

Hehehehehahaha 

The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 

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