The Litany Of The Slain Lyrics - Bloody Pit Of Horror - Gwar

And we begin our litany 

Of peopled killed by mostly me 

Goatie the load, he's first in line 

Antarctic Ant not far behind 

Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish 

Mutant cockroach not for squeamish 

Uncle Knobby crushed by engine 

Pretty Pookie anus-bending 

Anton Reemcobb he expoloded 

Redneck got his chest imploded 

Biker Bitch she was de-titted 

Stubbles on a pike was spitted 

Cranial-crush the Franken Ref 

Ollie North was kicked to death 

Smashed flat was Mutant Baby 

Small Sac had to join the Navy 

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The Litany of the Vanquished 

The Litany of the Slain 

You know their names will someday vanish 

Enshrined in death they shall remain 

Mr.Fudgie, death came quickly 

Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly 

Mangled spleen of Noriega 

Log suck Off, yeah we betrayed ya 

Crucified the Oral Swallow 

Bested Techno, threats were hollow 

Bozo waged his mortal combat 

Edna Grambo raped with wombat 

The Litany of the Vanquished 

the Corporal yes he lost his tits 

Private Parts was drowned in shit 

Poor ole Tome was beaten badly 

Him was hacked and slashed up madly 

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The Litany of the Slain 

Father Bohab waped til dead 

Gor gor big sword thru the head 

Smelly Hippy shotgun blast 

Art Fag with a face-rip fast 

you know their names with someday vanish 

Reeko Bowel Grande he was flayed 

Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed 

Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet 

Hitler had to bite the bullet 

Enshrined in death they shall remain 

Bag Lady disemboweled 

Butterfly Boy raked and trowled 

Butterfly Girl had no luck 

Flopsy with a facial fist fuck 

Boss Glom he had his face melted 

World Maggot was thricely belted 

Flesh column with a double fist chop 

OJ got jugular slit-stop 

Jerry Garcia heart attack 

Frank Sinatra hammer whack 

Bloody beatdown Cardinal Syn 

Syn Warriors were chopped at chin 

Gray Aliens stuck and skewered 

Alien Baby was manured 

Michael Jackson was a fighter 

Jerry Springer struck by lighter 

Mutant Penguins what a joke 

Robo-Sleazy get a rope 

Bill Clinton hacked and mangled 

Monika her entrails tangled 

Lady Die, death expected 

El Duce, resurrected 

Jon Benet a bloody mass 

Dead Elvis a spear up ass 

The Master wasn't very scary 

But John Kerry very hairy 

Marilyn Manson he got skinned 

Jagermonsta flipped and pinned 

Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off 

Double tit chop Lara Croft 

Al Gore saw his flesh a rending 

Bush's death was never-ending 

Bonsesnapper he never died 

Skullix did, though life he tried 

Bloody Mary crushed by bison 

Kicked the shit out of Mike Tyson 

Courtney Love was raped and rotten 

Had to hand a guy named Saddam 

Osama crushed by weights so heavy 

Found the head of Chandra Levy 

Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor 

Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator 

Laci Peterson was found 

Dick Cheny guts unwound 

Paris Hilton fucked a donkey 

Sharon Osbourne rather wonky 

Lordi's head was on a stick 

Va Tech dude what a dick 

Jewcifer run down by camel 

Double arm rip Toe Enamel 

Hell Cop got a spear up ass 

Ultimate Bohab quickly gassed 

Nazi Pope was executed 

Mo Ho Med electrocuted 

Hillary Clinton murdered mama 

Gruesome killing of Obama 

John McCain saw his guts spilling 

Sawborg Destructo saw the killing 

Messy death for General Zog' 

Another baby crushed with log 

And that's what this song is for 

The creatures that were killed by GWAR 

So check in on the next GWAR tour