Scallop Boat Lyrics - Gwar

Dear Oderus Urungus 

Hey man, do you remember me ? 

I remember you 

I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed 

And the really bad tattoo 

And now I'm doing 20 to life 

for killing the guy 

that was humping my wife 

So I thought I'd write a letter to you 

Scallop Boat now baby 

Scallop boat 

IV coke now baby 

Funky scallop, funky scallop boat 

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I used to work on a scallop boat 

I made some money there 

I used to do the I.V. coke 

Lost some money there 

Scallop boat now baby 

Scallop boat 

I.V. coke now baby 

Funky scallop 

Funky scallop boat 

Down here in jail I do as I'm able 

Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable 

But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here ? 

But there is one thing that I don't understand 

I thought The South Pole was the home of the band 

Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond ? 

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don't break up man 

keep it together 

i love you guys 

I LOVE YOU GUYS 

funky funky 

funky funky 

funky funky scallop boat