Jiggle The Handle Lyrics - We Kill Everything - Gwar

Scroda: 

GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty 

Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. 

Your turds have more power than mere human feces 

Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces 

The Toilet: 

Hey! Hey jackass! Yea You! 

You got to love me sooo good! 

Yea, yea you can depend on me 

Depending on, 

if my water's on... 

if my pipe's unglogged... 

Ahhhhh if you're water-logged... 

Baby, I am the hole 

I am your toilet bowl 

I'll suck your soul 

Just pay... just pay my shitty toll! 

ahhhh. 

Scroda: 

Coated in shit I give all you desire 

Mystical doorway swimming in mire 

We'll use the plunger if blockage won't budge 

It's a door through the plane of fudge 

Oderus: 

So many times I have found you, 

still I always piss on the ground 

Now that I can use you I'm gonna 

stop fucking around 

If you need shit, then I got shit 

On that you can depend 

I'll pump your stump, you fuckin' hump, 

my crappy, crap-caked friend 

All: 

The Portal Potty, a gift from the gods 

Let's pay it tribute and bury our wads 

Beefcake: 

I think we know what it's all about. 

Jiggle the handle and watch something jump out. 

Slymenstra: 

I am a woman and I have my needs. 

You can never really know just where 

or when I'll bleed 

You need my egg, I need your seed 

But pray at the altar, the toilet must feed! 

Toilet: 

Yea, I'll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree 

Just keep that fucking tampon away from me. 

Slymenstra: 

Take in this world, it's sooo beautiful... 

Filthy humans, you're all so full of it... 

That which you can't stand you can't understand 

Speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd 

you turn around into it and turn over to me. 

Oderus: 

Cross the river, leave the abyss 

Give the seat of the toilet a kiss 

Beefcake: 

Each Virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words. 

Well, Jiggle the handle, and call forth a turd. 

Toilet: 

Yea! Here it comes baby, I'm dropping my load 

I'm ain't just on it, I am the commode! Ahhh! 

Scroda: 

The power of the toilet must never be abused 

He must be plunged, he must be sponged, 

or carnage could ensue. 

If a dead sheep had clogged him, who knows what could arrive. 

Maybe it will bring the Master here, wouldn't that be a surprise! 

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