Je M'appelle J. Cousteau Lyrics - Hell-o - Gwar

I was there at the cattle fair 

Where lump fairies swear at glories far beyond the fabric that she wears 

He said 'do you want a chair?' 

I'd join him anywhere! 

A hole in ground in this theater I found 

J.C.'s infernal horde 

They caper, they banter, forming human pyramids 

All to please their infernal lord 

Woah! His name is Jacques Cousteau 

A pussy and I know you know 

I know you know and there he goes 

He goes and grows, oh gosh he knows 

Aboard the Calypso 

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The foam beside and a burly sea to ride 

All spell goodness for the master of the whirling pimple tide 

He tried and pried until the rusty hinges sighed 

Then he stepped inside 

He found her there swimming in her seaweed hair 

Looking vaguely like a lover who had hung herself with underwear 

Phosphorescent green and the sex act made obscene 

In Jacques' galleon of hatred this wrinkled Frenchman is a 

living god!!! 

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Cousteau you know where the dying dolphins go 

And the wasteland ever growing never slowing till it's far below 

Put it on your TV show 

And let the humans know!!!