Jagermonsta Lyrics - You're All Worthless And Weak (live) - Gwar

If you look at it you'll get drunk 

Frothing mass of filthy chunk 

Bloodshot eye and boiling spew 

To kick the ass of punks like you 

Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods 

Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod 

Where it came from none can say 

Though they do so anyway 

Memories of braincells lost 

Promoting drunken holocaust 

Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta 

Drinking, stinking, falling down 

Acting like a fucking clown 

A drunk who got what he deserved 

At least his corpse is well-preserved 

The Jagermonster comes to slay 

By making you get drunk today 

Then drive your car until it skids 

Into a busload of retarded kids 

Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck 

Bleeding retards in the dirt 

The funny things that you're not hurt 

The coops don't come, you get away 

You'll live to drink another day... 

Hooray! Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to 

Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay 

Oh, she's not a virgin? 

Still, we'll kill her anyway 

That means we can fuck her 

And fuck her we will 

Then we will go get drunk and find 

Someone else to kill 

Drunken vengence from the grave 

Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves 

Beware the power of the Jagermonster! 

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