Shave The Planet Lyrics - Guttermouth

Because we're Americans 

We don't give a shit about each other 

We don't give a shit about the earth 

And all I want to do is rip you off 

And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' 

Because we're Americans 

The Catholics mouth more than just each other 

It's written that He must toss you off 

Your parents were light on their last tithing 

Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin' 

If God created man, He did it just right 

Hitler, slavery, urban blight 

Starvation, religion, and selling our nation 

Out right 

Because we're Americans 

Hide behind the mask of mediocrity 

My wife, my kids are swell 

A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo 

And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin 

If God created man, He did it just right 

Hitler, slavery, urban blight 

Starvation, religion, and selling our nation 

Out right 

Americans 

Take a fist in the ass 

Americans 

Try hard and fast 

Americans 

Just eliminate the middle fucking class