Primate Camp Lyrics - Guttermouth

Big Bang was a theory 

But now I pose a query 

But my query's like a question 

Unlike a man who picked his jeans 

Darwin started with crustations 

Add a dose of fornications 

sprouting trees, swinging tails 

and banana peeling feet 

Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory 

Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees 

Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans 

Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease 

I've got a primate with a gun 

Taylor'd better run 

It looks like an A-1 

And an illegal one 

But I've seen it in a movie 

It appears to be bologna 

a society of monkeys 

using humans like a slave 

Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory 

Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees 

Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans 

Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease 

Primate Camp - Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory 

Primate Camp - From the oceans through the trees 

Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans 

Primate Camp - Spreading virus and 

Primate Camp! [x4] 

(Primate Camp) [x2] 

Dr. Zaus the physician 

and Zera pose a question 

With a chromosome a missing 

Can he reason, think, and speak? 

Before I go much further 

They like committing murder 

On horseback in the future 

Guess it's part of their mystic 

Now I'm straying from the topic 

My nuts are microscopic 

When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972 

Musta been a dreaming 

'cause the people payed to see 'em 

From a jungle, to museum 

I believe this be a zoo 

Or a Primate Camp