Octopus Hairpiece Lyrics - Guttermouth

stop 

people please 

while surfing in the ocean 

i somehow lost my hairpiece 

i watched my age increase 

as some pesky octopus 

took my tuft of manhood from me 

(chorus) 

duck diving for my hairpiece 

im searching for my hairpiece 

duck diving for my hairpiece 

octopus hairpiece 

look there on the reef 

make a lasso with my leash 

ride my sea horse to the deep 

im at one with the sea 

im a surfer from the soul 

until a clam swallowed my toupee whole 

(repeat chorus) 

yea dude did i say dude 

i know i sound like bill and ted 

i got a sunburn on my head 

ive been to indo been to france 

but the hairpieces are cheaper 

down in costa rica 

(repeat chorus)