"mark" The Cubby Chaser/newport Sweater Fat Lyrics - Guttermouth

Long ago just you and me 

But you traded up to eat eat eat 

Packing on those Kilograms 

Aren't Kilograms just like pounds? 

That keester is sure filling out 

You could use a walk about! 

I'd like to tell you tastefully 

Your ass is an enormity 

Freaky hanas' get me off 

But how can I, Jack off 

Did you know that you wears 

Size 16 underwears 

You joined a gym 

And that rhymes with slim 

Bulimia at your own pace 

It must be an acquired taste 

Well I could tell you tastefully 

Your ass is an enormity 

(That's big, that's a big ass) 

Newport girls act with haste 

Tie that sweatshirt 'round your waist 

I'd like to tell you tastefully 

Your ass is an enormity! 

In Newport beach you have the class 

and money stuffed way up your ass 

I think that I will have to pass 

Tie that sweatshirt 'round your god damned fat ass!