Lemon Water Lyrics - Gusto - Guttermouth

What in the hell is wrong with people? 

The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with people? 

It must be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me? 

Where their road ends, thats where mine begins 

Theres a giant hole in my heart 

But all I have to do is fill it up with alcohol 

It closes all the holes, it hides all my boredom 

And subdues my restlessness, it enhances my personality 

But makes me order three orders of buffalo wings 

When I would normally have just one 

It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really, really hate 

And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar 

Who orders two waters with lemon 

And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song 

When I notice two marginally attractive girls 

Parking it next to me at the bar 

Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon 

What in the hell is wrong with people? 

The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with people? 

It must be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me? 

Where their road ends, thats where mine begins 

And Im ready to puke 

When a small child sits next to me at the bar 

But thats okay 

Because to me other peoples kids are fine 

So its no surprise that its parents are ordering water 

With lemon and a root beer for the child 

Do you ever find yourself striving for perfection 

With a virtually worthless attempt at it? 

And is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly? 

Sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate 

Not that Ive actually met anyone 

Its just a matter of listening to their conversations 

And assuming that you hate them 

When ofcourse that probably isnt true 

Because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to 

What in the hell is wrong with people? 

The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with people? 

It must be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me 

Where their road ends, thats where mine begins 

Oh, here we go a couple a few tables down, just ordered lunch 

The guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie burger 

With fruit instead of fries and his husky date is just having a salad 

It must be their first date 

And what goes better with rabbit food than ice water 

With a slice of lemon 

Sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the whole world 

I would be a magician 

No, then I would hate myself more than I already do 

But at least then I could make all of these people in the bar 

Be more like me or even make them befriend me 

But then again I could become one of them 

And only then would I understand the befits 

Of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water 

What in the hell is wrong with people? 

The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with people? 

It must be them, cant you see that it couldnt be me 

Where their road ends, thats where mine begins