Flacidism Lyrics - Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition 

I've got autism 

Where I'll be in ten years 

Nobody knows and nobody cares 

I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" 

I'm waging war from an easy chair 

Got no life, got no ambition 

Out of pills, flacid condition 

Oh, my boner's vanished 

Please, return to me, boner 

Fifteen years have come and gone 

Vacation at the Reeperbahn 

Prostitutes and drugs I'm on 

Out of dope, my boner's gone 

Got no life, got no ambition 

Out of pills, flacid condition 

Oh, my condition is flacid as can be 

What does flacid mean? 

Look it up in the dictionary 

In the dictionary 

I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner 

'Cause his first name is Dick 

If you think about it 

His first name is Dick, dictionary 

There's no way that he will ever have to-- 

Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism 

Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism 

Dictionaryism, dictionaryism 

Read me, you can read me like a book