A Nice Place To Visit Lyrics - Gorgeous - Guttermouth

I take a look around 

think of places I have been 

there really aren't too many 

I would like to see again 

I've been to 30 

8 of 50 states 

most of them I'd shut down 

3 or 4 of them are great 

back on the east coast 

dc's a little shit hole 

you'll freeze to death in JERSEY 

but florida's the best 

I think I would rather have 

prostate cancer 

than visit oklahoma 

it's those Sooner's I detest 

when I see the coast 

I'm at home at last 

take the Lincoln Monument 

and cram it up your ass 

Jesus-MotherFucking-Christ, a giant ball of yarn! 

don't forget to see that thing 

when you're on your way to Yuma 

KOA is A-OK 

but they ain't got no Shoney's 

I love turquoise 

and shells of abalone 

testicular tumors 

sound so much nicer 

than seeing Dollywood 

in the hills of tennessee 

sentence me to life 

in a tijuana prison 

I don't really care 

feed Dorito's to the bears 

fireworks here and there 

California is for me 

m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(FART!)-i! 

zillions of mosquitos are 

gnawing on my thigh 

I really love antiquing 

I bought some decoy ducks 

in some states your sister 

is the only one you fuck 

the nascar whores of north carolina 

with ovarian cysts 

the size of missouri 

do yourself and stay in California 

bye...bye...bye....goodbye!