A Day At Office Lyrics - Teri Yakimoto - Guttermouth

Out in the backyard yesterday, 

trimming the hedges while the neighbor's kids were in pool. 

The power cord got a little close to water's edge, 

and sent 10,000 volts down, 

little Billy's spine. 

He was only nine. 

Better luck next time. 

Woke up one Sunday afternoon. 

The family's gone on a hunting trip for caribou. 

Broke out the ladder gonna fix some holes up on the roof. 

I slipped and fell and, 

landed on the ground. 

No one was around. 

When will I be found? 

I'm sure not glad it happened, 

but I'm happy as can be, 

that it took the life from someone else. 

Better them than me. 

Bought a home right by the plant. 

They said she'd never blow again, like she did before. 

Perhaps they spoke a bit to soon 'cause, a half passed noon, 

she blew like hell, and, 

then the sky turned red. 

Toxins overhead. 

Everybody's dead. 

Everybody's dead. 

Pleasant dreams, and thanks for listening.