Are We Feeling Comfortable Yet? Lyrics - Singles - Guardian

Welcome, dear listener, are you comfortable? 

Put your feet up, close your eyes, let your senses dull 

Float like a beach ball, wearing cordless 'phones 

Let the tide take you, groove to the mellow tones 

Groovy 

Who switched the into? 

Ah, but I digress 

Do you ever get that feeling, you 'Not so fresh' ? 

Do you hang out nights at the launderette? 

Dreaming of the cure for stubborn stains? 

Wanna climb into the big machine? 

Wonder how it feels getting really clean? 

I know you know more than 

What you're coming clean for 

God is skin on mohair 

Just admit you itch there 

Shift to the left, shift to the right 

Fidget, lock knees, cough, cough 

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat 

Are we feeling comfortable yet? 

I know you know more than 

What you're coming clean for 

God is skin on mohair 

Just admit you itch there 

Ever sweat bullets 

At the sight of blood? 

Ever drag a half-ton cross through spit and mud? 

Wouldn't want to plan too far ahead 

Wouldn't want to dwell on what's beyond 

Pondering death is a dirty biz 

Makes you wonder when your appointment is 

Shift to the left, shift to the right 

Fidget, lock knees, cough, cough 

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat 

Are we feeling comfortable yet? 

Loosen your tie, loosen your belt 

Clear your throat, fidget, cough, cough 

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat 

Are we feeling comfortable yet? 

Fidget to the left, fidget to the right 

Lock knees, cough, cough 

Fidget, don't scratch, don't break out in a sweat 

Are we feeling comfortable yet?