You Would Kiss Me If I Was On The Soccer Team Lyrics - Singles - Group X

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x) 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team 

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x) 

Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team, 

I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem. 

If I had a jersey with my number on the back, 

Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack. 

When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back, 

You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac. 

You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack, 

but you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack. 

I play chess, but you dont care, 

still like soccer player with his very long hair. 

And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share, 

This made me mad like a big grizzly bear! 

Every time I try out for team I get chopped, 

Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop. 

No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think 

you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. 

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. 

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. 

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

I like to paint, and I like to draw. 

but that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball. 

You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall. 

Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall. 

If I wore the Umbros and a pair of cleats, 

then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets. 

Then we would go out and get a bite to eat. 

We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat. 

Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman. 

I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeres the better man. 

He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean. 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team! 

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. 

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) 

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. 

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

For two weeks I practice night and day, 

but I'm still not good enough for the portion that we play. 

Guess what I discover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube? 

Hashmere is very good at Rubix Cube. 

I can separate white and red from the green, 

I will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????) 

and yes, I am better at the Rubix Cube than James Dean, 

and I am better at the Rubix Cube than Charlie Sheen. 

If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean. 

Could have been my queen, 

I could have been your king, 

but now all women want to date this mean machine. 

I dont need you bitch, I'm on the Rubix Cube team!!! 

Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x) 

I dont need you and I dont need your soccer team 

'cause now bitch I'm on the Rubix Cube team. 

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? 

Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x) 

I dont need you bitch or your soccer team 

Know what I mean? Know what I mean?