Depth Charge Ethel Lyrics - Grinderman - Grinderman

Come on, Jim 

I entered the room and the canned laughter 

Ethel was angled across some dude's knee 

I offered to clothe her, to feed and to bath her 

If she'd just give me a little exclusivity 

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special 

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is special to me, yeah 

Ethel is a woman that a river runs through 

She is famous throughout the land 

People come and bathe in her, yeah, you know, I do 

But lately its been getting right out of hand 

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special 

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me 

To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars 

To not kiss her can make you come unglued 

So if you want a piece of her you better get in there fast 

Right now there is a ticket box and a queue 

Depth Charge Ethel is something special 

Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me 

Depth Charge Ethel thinks we should all just take a chance 

We should all love one another, it could be special 

In the back of a taxicab with ants in my pants 

But I can't sit still, I know there gonna send me 

I know there gonna send me 

Depth Charge Ethel, oh, she's something special 

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special 

Yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is heavy metal 

Yeah, yeah, heavy metal 

Yeah, yeah, Depth Charge Ethel is something special to me