Your A Mean One Mr Lyrics - Singles - Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 

You really are a heel. 

You're as cuddly as a cactus, 

You're as charming as an eel, 

Mr. Grinch. 

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. 

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. 

Your heart's an empty hole. 

Your brain is full of spiders. 

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch. 

I wouldn't touch you with a 

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole. 

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. 

You have termites in your smile, 

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, 

Mr Grinch. 

Given the choice between the two of you, 

I'd take the seasick crocodile. 

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch. 

You're a nasty wasty skunk. 

Your heart is full of unwashed socks. 

Your soul is full of gunk, 

Mr Grinch. 

The three best words that best describe you, 

Are as follows, and I quote" 

Stink! 

Stank! 

Stunk! 

You're a rotter Mr Grinch 

You're the king of sinful sots 

Your hearts a dead tomato squashed with moldy purple spots 

Mr Grinch 

Your sole is a appalling dump heap 

Overflowing with the most disgraceful 

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, 

Mangled up in tangled up knots. 

You nauseate me, Mr Grinch 

With a noxious super nos 

You're a crooked jerky jockey and, 

You drive a crooked horse 

Mr Grinch! 

You're a three-decker sauerkraut 

And toadstool sandwich, 

With arsenic sauce!