All Jacked Up Lyrics - All Jacked Up - Gretchen Wilson

Hey 

Well, five of the PM rolls around 

There's a little old joint outside of town 

I only got time for a couple of beers 

And a jukebox song ringing in my ears 

The next you know the bartender's pouring 

Shots are flowing, got me stoning 

All I really know is that I should be going 

But I'm soaking up the moment 

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up 

Don't believe I've ever had this much 

One thing I've learned when you get tore up 

Time sure flies when you're all jacked up 

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock 

What the hell I'll have one more shot 

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar 

Guess I might of must of gone a little too far 

'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue 

Ten foot two with a bad attitude 

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth 

I guess I had it coming I deserved the due 

'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up 

Don't believe I've ever had this much 

One thing I've learned when you get tore up 

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up 

Don't have to go home but you can't stay here 

That's what they said when I got my last beer 

Oh my God, it's two o'clock, 

I can't find my keys and my truck's locked 

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window 

Hurt my elbow, got me in though 

Two foot later backed into the light pole 

All the town folk got a good show 

All jacked up, all jacked up 

Don't believe I've ever had this much 

One thing I've learned when you get tore up 

Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up 

Jacked up 

(All jacked up, all jacked up) 

Who 

One thing I've learned when you get tore up 

Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up 

One thing I've learned when you get tore up 

Don't drive your car 

Don't start no stuff in no bar 

Hell I wouldn't tell anybody where you are 

When you're all jacked up 

All jacked up 

All jacked up 

All jacked up 

Yeah yeah yeah 

Yeah yeah yeah 

Yeah yeah yeah 

Yeah yeah