What Would Brian Boitano Do? Lyrics - Green Jelly

Brian... skate 

Brian... skate 

Brian... FIGHT 

Brian... SKATE 

What would Brian Boitano do 

If he was here right now? 

He'd make up a plan and he'd follow through 

That's what Brian Boitano'd do 

Brian... skate 

Brian... FIGHT 

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics 

Skating for the gold 

He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz 

Wearing a blind fold 

And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps 

Fighting grizzly bears 

He used his magical fire-breath 

And saved the maidens fair 

Brian... skate 

Brian... 

So what would Brian Boitano do 

If he was here today? 

I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two 

That's what Brian Boitano'd do 

Brian... skate 

Brian... 

When Brian Boitano travelled through time 

To the Year 3010 

He fought the evil Robot King 

and saved us all again 

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids 

He beat up Kubla Kahn 

Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit 

From anybody... 

(No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!) 

I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings (x7) 

Brian... skate 

Brian... FIGHT 

Well Brian Boitano was born 

On the planet of Kreynuk 

He came to Earth to save us all 

From war and death and stuff 

Heighdy-ho and heighdy-hey! 

Brian Boitano's here! 

So round up all you lass's 

And tell him em have no fear 

Say come over here my honey 

And I'm gonna take off my pants 

And I'm gonna make dirty love to you 

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do 

'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do