Hitchin' A Ride (live At Maxwell's, Hoboken, Nj, 2/4/86) Lyrics - Green Day

Hey, mister, where you headed? 

Are you in a hurry? 

Need a lift to happy hour 

Say, "oh, no" 

Do you brake for distilled spirits? 

I need a break as well 

The well that inebriates the guilt 

One, two, one, two, three, four 

Cold turkey's getting stale 

Tonight I'm eating crow 

Fermented salmonella, poison oak no 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth 

And now I'm dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up 

I say, one, two, one, two, three, four 

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Troubled times, you know I cannot lie 

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride 

There's a drought at the fountain of youth 

And now I'm dehydrating 

My tongue is swelling up, I say... 

Shit! 

Troubled times, you know I cannot lie 

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

(Don't know where to go) hitchin' a ride 

Say birthday boys, hey!