1-800-suicide (remix) Lyrics - Gravediggaz

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

So you wanna die, commit suicide 

Dial 1-800-Cyanide line 

Far as life, yo it ain't worth it 

Put a rope around your neck and jerk it 

The trick didn't work 

Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth 

After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct 

Gun down the captain for no fucking reason 

And get some LSD or a drink from the bar 

Get behind your wheel and crash the car 

Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war 

Confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw 

Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell 

Bzzzzt touched the third rail 

You fucked up chicken, now you just got fried 

'Cause it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef? 

Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief 

You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep 

Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap 

Maybe you're a bastard child you think 

Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink 

Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan 

But you hate lasagna and the pizza man 

Now you stand on the grave digga locked and 

You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got 

Not, you don't wanna live no more 

I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour 

When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Turn your oven on high for about four hours 

Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye 

You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby, suicide it's a suicide 

Yep 

I've said it before