1-800 Suicide Lyrics - Singles - Gravediggaz

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby 

Suicide it's a suicide 

So you wanna die, commit suicide dial 1-800-Cyanide line 

Far as life, yo it ain't worth it put a rope around your neck 

And jerk it the trick didn't work 

Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth 

After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct 

Gun down the captain for no fucking reason 

And get some LSD or a drink from the bar 

Get behind your wheel and crash the car 

Like Desert Storm got bombs for the war 

Confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw 

Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell 

Bzzt touched the third rail, you fucked up chicken 

Now you just got fried 'cause it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Biddy Bye Bye 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Biddy Bye Bye 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef? 

Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief 

You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep 

Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap 

Maybe you're a bastard child you think 

Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink 

Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan 

But you hate lasagna and the pizza man 

Now you stand on the grave digga locked and 

You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got 

Not you don't wanna live no more 

I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour 

When you get home just fill up your windows and your doors 

Turn your oven on high for about four hours 

Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye 

You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Budabuyby 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Biddy Bye Bye 

Suicide it's a suicide 

Yep 

I've said it before and I'll say it again 

Life moves pretty fast 

If you don't stop and look around 

Every once in a while you'll miss it 

Six fucking devils stepped up playing brave God 

Had the fucking nerve to try and enter my grave yard 

I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrifice 

Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life 

The first was convinced stuck a water hose 

In his mouth at full blast so his head can explode 

Second one said, "Mm that's good but I can top it" 

Put an axe up to his head and then he chopped it 

Blood shot out in every direction 

The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions 

Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug 

Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug 

Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire 

Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire 

Three and Four fell deep into spell and 

Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den 

Number Five said it ain't worth being alive 

Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cyanide 

The only one to escape was number Six 

He went home sat in the tub and slit his wrists 

Yeah, more graves to dig, goodbye there's no need to cry 

'Cause we all die