Big Black Caddy Lyrics - Singles - Grandmaster Flash

(intro) 

"Hey girl,you need a lift" 

"Ah ha" 

"I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go" 

"Oh,really" 

"You want to see it?" 

"Yeah" 

"Oh what's that" 

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy 

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy 

Hey girl,you want to take a little spin 

Well just hop on because you can't get in 

But just be carefull how you (sit down) 

Or I'll make you (get down) 

I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town 

You ought to be glad that I let you cum 

The only kind of gas I ever use is premium 

As we were driving to our destination on a quest 

She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?" 

Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and laid back 

As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac 

My big.... black.... Caddy....Caddy 

My big.....black.... Caddy....Caddy 

Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads 

That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control 

You fella's Caddy's on the side of the road,then go tow it 

Because my horn is workin' fine,don't believe me 

Come blow it 

Not Mercedes,BMW,Porsche or Masarati,it's a big fat stretch 

I'm tellin' everybody (my big black Caddy) 

Yo,I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin' 

And I got a strong back that provides the power steering 

The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it) 

You can't get in it but you all can ride on it 

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy 

My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy 

A huh,huh,well,it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas 

It's the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass) 

The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined 

It's designed so they never make one like mine 

It's rammed through many towns 

Really got around (did work,done damage) 

And it never broke down 

My Cadillac is great,earth's 8th wonder of the world 

Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls) 

It's big,you dig,but there no need to panic 

'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic 

My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy 

My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy 

Joy-riding with my Caddy,cold chillin',gettin' loose 

When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost 

So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class 

She screamed."Harder,won't you give me just a little more gas" 

Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior 

She said "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior" 

She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock 

This is what she said the first time she saw the jock 

(Who Johnny Carson,your Caddy's so large) 

(But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage) 

My big.....black.....Caddy...Caddy 

My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy