Meme Stealer Lyrics - Graham The Christian

If you had.. 

One shot.. 

Or one opportunity.. 

To copy and steal everything you ever wanted.. 

In one moment.. 

Would you let it slip? 

Or be like fat cunt CowbellyTV? (BT!) 

On top! Food chain! Won't stop, New gains 

Hot box that blue haze 

One look, Two chains! 

No bras! Two babes! 

Mic dropped! New stage 

Lights in my rearview 

Five cops! Fool's race! 

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Faster than a Tesla, they say I'm exhausted 

Looking for success like I'm crazy and lost it 

Higher then a jet, guess my weed is a rocket! 

The comments that my vids get, are wild and a moshpit 

Wait, pause it 

Time for the raw shit! 

Cowbelly here on the track, and I'm flexin 

When my shit drops it's hotter than a Texan! 

Got my penguin-hoes 

I'm the next Hugh Hefner 

I'm getting all these kisses 

On my really huge pecker! 

Yeah, I'm chasing dreams, unlike you I'm not asleep 

My pockets so deep, I keep my bling on fleek! 

I'm a teen without a job, a rebel without a cause 

A king without a god, a penguin with a vlog! 

The fans will never get bored 

Cause just like at an Aldi's 

They never know what's in store 

Take a look at my Comment Awards! 

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Send me all your best shit, I'll put it on the guest list 

When I drop my next vid it takes of like a Lexus 

Some say that I am sexist, but I'm turning a new leaf 

You don't know what you're missin converting to a Christian! 

Like your girl in low-cut, I ain't giving no fucks (fucks) 

They ask when I'll grow up, they say they are so done 

But I'm just like so what, what comes down will go up 

I'll post up a new vid, these kids will get roast up 

Wow, Cowbelly, slow up 

There's some thing about Cowbelly, that you need to know already 

I'm on the grind just like R. Kelly.. 

And when I drop that shit it's heavy.. 

But if you think I'm O.G. then you clearly don't know me 

I never make my own memes, my face should be an emoji 

On my throne like all day, a king like Lebron James 

All dang that was too flame! 

I'm about to make a new name 

But there's something I won't make, new leans like stay fake 

That's why hate's still hate, when I drop memes a little late 

People stare like "what are those?" 

I'll be like "wuss poppin Jimbos" 

I don't give a fuck about hoes, just tryna stay not food-broke 

My keystrokes are seamless, Call it a stroke of genius 

Copying and pasting these bits from other people's pieces 

Oh, Collab that. Your thumbnails, I pass that 

Behind the scenes, I'm pass that 

I show my work, Math class! 

Comment section so cruel, more judging that in high school 

But they won't make me angry, I never losing my cool 

And when it comes to rip-offs it's my world that i'm slayin 

I got big bombs, I'm King Kong 

The Kim Jong of Club Penguin 

Angry fans and a YouTube, I could run the country too! 

Let's all vote for Cowbelly, President 2020 

I let this shit get out of hand, yeah but who's to blame? 

She's drunk, he's high, but I'm both like Gucci Mane 

But with each new vid I get paid, more than last time 

Wherever I go, got my side-chicks on standby 

I'd be up on first class, Who said penguins can't fly? 

Your girl come to me every night like I had sent for her 

As long as I'm a penguin, might as well be an emperor