Tex-mex Mile Lyrics - Haymaker! - Gourds

Well the south congress whores they is a movin on down the line 

They moved the cinema west down to Interstate 35 

The Hos got their Johns following single file 

The aintt good lookin but they got that freaky style 

Down on the tex-mex and tattoo Pakistani package mile 

They got a thing down there that makes an angry young man mild 

And if you go down there and smoke out yer gonna leave with a smile 

Down on that tex-mex and tattoo pakastani package mile 

I hear the police sirens theyre whining every night 

From south first and west mary all the way down to Ben White 

Ol Tom Ables used to say with an impish smile 

Brother, sit back and listen to the south Austin lullaby 

I lost 10 years down there smoking that Pachuca weed 

I was Rip Van Winkle but I thought I was Apollo Creed 

I couldnt find my dingo boots, hell I couldnt even find my feet 

I kept a waking and a baking even though it was mostly seeds