The Vegan Revolution Draft Dodger Anthem Lyrics - Good Clean Fun

I think fur is a crime, I protest all the time 

you should see all my bumper stickers 

That Firestorm song sure gets me singing along 

My righteousness never flickers 

I think P.E.T.A. is swell and vivisectionists go to hell 

I live to fight the man 

And if there is ever a cause with no dietary laws 

I'll be the first to take a stand 

The animals, I see their pain with ease 

But don't expect me to give up pizza with cheese 

The animals, I see their pain with ease 

But don't expect me to eat a pizza without cheese 

I know I could be the best vegan the world's seen 

It's such a shame my doctor says I can't because I need the protein 

What's right or what's wrong is not a tough decision 

But animal torture is a part of my new religion 

Hey, you know that I am down with what it's about 

Did I happen to mention I need the strength to work out? 

Because I am building up muscle, I'm a growing boy 

Such a cruel twist of fate, I'm allergic to soy 

Excuses, excuses, are not for me! 

I've wised up, but these leather shoes were free 

These shoes were free