The Myspace Song Lyrics - Good Clean Fun

Paula came from DC, 

She was a whole lot like me, 

She grew up on Star Wars 

We went to shows in the park, 

Professed our love in the dark, 

Roadtrips and hardcore 

It was according to plan, 

We were like Lloyd and Diane, 

Two hearts in the same place 

Then you know what she did, 

She met an Internet kid, 

They fell in love on MySpace 

I know that websites don't kill, 

But sometimes they will 

Sometimes they will break hearts 

I know that I'm an adult, 

But Tom it's your fault 

You created a monster 

Dave didn't know what to do, 

Yeah he was Tom's victim too, 

Sheila left him last week 

Now he is all doom and gloom, 

He won't come out of his room, 

The Neighbors hear Morrissey 

Heartbreak has its appeal, 

I know how emo kids feel, 

But that is not for me 

I wrote one sad quiet song, 

And we can all sing along, 

But we will stay posi 

Now he sits in the darkness as events recur 

She sits in the light of the monitor 

And he knows he's lost her by her demeanor 

Internet grass is always greener