Loserdotcom Lyrics - Good Clean Fun

You spend your days and nights online 

Your website makes you proud 

But if you had a single friend at all they would be laughing out loud 

Well, it seems I may have crossed the line 

I've gone and made you pissed 

Now you are going to take me off of your buddy list 

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom 

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom 

If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM 

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom 

You tell me that your sex life, it has not been bland 

Since you learned how to click and type with just one hand 

You are a keyboard Casanova, you are a Digital Don Juan 

You are a chat room Romeo and you want to get it on 

If you can't get a date because you live with your mom 

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom 

If you don't have a life but you've got plenty of ROM 

Then you'll feel right at home at Loserdotcom 

URL, IRC, MSN, HTTP AOL ISP LOS ERUB 

I guess, you can't see what is wrong 

You've got your modem and your mouse 

And you think you've got it going on 

You once had a life but it is gone, www.loser.com