In Defense Of All Life Lyrics - Good Clean Fun

Peaceful protest doesn't get the job done 

So I wake up for the rally grab my soy milk and my gun 

Breakfast with the family get the grub on see what's up 

Then I saw my sister had milk in her cup 

I jumped out of my chair and sprayed her with my mace 

I yelled "vegan power," and I kicked her in the face 

Dad was bugging, he started to run 

But he's a meat eater so I pulled out my gun 

Shot him in the back, then I shot his wife 

That's how it's got to be in defense of all life.