Don't Beat My Ass (with A Baseball Bat) Lyrics - Goo Goo Dolls - Goo Goo Dolls

Things don't look too good to me 

I feel I'm out of luck (stop it!) 

And all because of swollen glands 

And just one stupid fuck 

This wacko came from Alabama and 

That's not where it's at 

And now your jock's been chasing me round 

With a great big baseball bat 

Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass 

Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no! 

Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass 

Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no! 

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Well I was in the mood for some love in bulk 

Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk 

And this here dude he was an uncool cat 

And he beat me bout' my head with a baseball bat 

(ouch... shit! 1-2-3-4) 

Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass 

Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no! 

Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass 

Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no! 

Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass 

Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no! 

Don't beat my ass, don't beat my ass 

Don't beat my ass with a baseball bat - no! 

When I got up from being beat to the ground 

I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound 

And I was aghast at what I found 

The latest social disease that's been going around 

(oh, no... fuck! 1, 2, 3, 4) 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass) 

I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch! 

(ah, it's over!)