The Winter She Was Angry Lyrics - Singles - God Gettin Funky

Oh, the winter she was angry 

When the rollers came to town 

And they threw your mom down a ditch and she died 

And they went to find the body 

But it was devoured by wolves 

Which is really kinda weird since she drowned 

Oh, yeah 

Oh, the spring she was angry 

With those flowers all around 

And annoying little bunnies in the grass 

And I never took a liking 

To all those multicolored plants 

So I crush them with my shoes and I eat 'em 

Oh yeah 

Oh, the summer she was angry 

'cause the beach was overcrowded 

So she sent the cops down there to kick 'em out 

'Cept for this one pot-smoking moron 

Who just wouldn't move his ass 

So they shot him on the spot and he bled a lot 

Oh, yeah 

Oh, the autumn she was angry 

'cause the pumpkins all got smashed 

And the people all got drunk on Thanksgiving 

And they should be watching football 

But they're all passed out instead 

'Cept for grandpa who's hurling in the can 

Oh, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.