Grenade Lyrics - Goat

Ok here we go again 

I'm stuck here with the friend 

I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben 

I take a shot of vodka 

I take a shot of gin 

Cause she got way more hair than I do growin' on a chin 

This ain't the army, where the bombs be? 

In her T she got salami, maybe broccoli 

I'mma need to keep my distance, walkie talkie 

It look like she been hit by Rocky 

Girl I'm sorry but, oh my god 

She just whispered in my ear "I think you're hot" (I think you're hot) 

I should whisper in her ear "I think you're not" (I think you're not) 

She said let's call a cab, I'd rather call the cops (whoop, whoop) 

Honestly I'd rather make out with a dog (ew) 

Girl I don't wanna be no hero 

Like superman saving people 

No I don't wanna meet your parents 

Even if it's Robert Di Niro 

But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle 

I got you homie, yeah, it's not a problem 

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Oh cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me 

Yeah I need you to stay strong 

In my time of need 

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot 

I need this favor 

Need you to jump on this grenade 

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot 

I need this favor 

Need you to jump on this grenade 

Can someone save me? 

Can someone help me? 

This girl gon' need more than a filter, to take a selfie 

Guess uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me 

And that would make this chick my cousin 

And that ain't helping (I mean that's literally incest) 

But mama didn't raise a quitter, so I guess I'm getting with her 

Close my eyes about to kiss her 

I can't do it man I'm sorry 

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Oh cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me 

Yeah I need you to stay strong 

In my time of need 

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot 

I need this favor 

Need you to jump on this grenade 

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot 

I need this favor 

Need you to jump on this grenade 

So please don't go, cause I can't do this alone 

Well I could but I won't, cause that threesome would be gross 

Oh, please don't go, cause I can't do this alone 

It don't have to last long, just enough for me to come 

Cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me 

Yeah I need you to stay strong (stay strong) 

In my time of need 

I know I'm asking a lot (a lot), but mine's so hot (so hot) 

I need this favor 

Need you to jump on this grenade 

I know I'm asking a lot, but mine's so hot 

I need this favor 

Need you to jump on this grenade