I'm in the queue for the no-panties coffee shop
It seems to be extra long today
They must have had some new arrivals
Fresh meat from the local college trying to pay their way
I'm only here for my one and only - Tomomi
She's so cute, she's totemo kirei desu ne
When she glides across the floor the whole world stops around me
My eyes are trained to catch a glimpse of the 'dish of the day'
The coffee is expensive but the thrills are going cheap
It costs about 3 times as much as the going rate
No one in the queue outside seems to be complaining
They're all here to get a caffeine fix and hoping for that special date
I'm in, I've got my favourite table
Can you really tell that I've been here before?
I spot Tomomi tying her pretty apron
Perfect timing, I'm waiting 'til she hits the floor
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"Irashaimase! What can I get you?"
If I told you that I'd probably get thrown out
"Coffee please, kohi onegaishimass"
If she could read minds I'd be getting a clout
I want to poke the pretty girl - Tomomi
I'm tempted to reach out and touch
But she bows and smiles and then I'm frozen
I'm blushing sunset red and trying to cover up my crouch
She bends so slightly over to clean a dirty ashtray
I get a short sharp shock of 'cheek'
I'm blithering like an old fool just hit by a bomb
I'm finding it almost impossible to speak
But I ask the stupid question, "what have you got on today?"
She lifts her little skirt and shows her 'badge of honour'
My eyes pop out, my jaw hits the floor
I sit trembling in a coma like I've just seen the 'Madonna'
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"It's beautiful, I mean you're beautiful, I mean isn't it a beautiful day?"
As I'm sat there, conversing with her 'badge of honour'
She knows exactly what I'm trying to say
"Hai! Domo arigato gozaimasu! Ii tenki desu ne"
"Your coffee sir", cream! "Your coffee", cream!
"Your coffee sir", cream! Cream, baby, cream!
Bend over baby, here comes the boss
He's punching through my trousers like he don't give a toss
Bend over baby, here comes the boss
He's punching through my trousers like he don't give a toss
Again, she's standing in front of me and smiling
She seems surrounded by glowing bright light
She bows down once more and asks politely
"What are you doing tonight?"
Like what can only be described as an angel
Sent down the steps to me straight from heaven
She leans in closer to my left ear and whispers
"If you want to see me, I'll be finished at seven"
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