Red Solo Cup Lyrics - Glee

[Finn] 

[Two, one two three!] 

[Sam] 

Now, red solo cup is the best receptacle 

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals 

And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles 

If you prefer drinkin' from glass ([Mike:] That's true!) 

Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable 

And in fourteen years they are decomposable 

And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable 

Freddie Mac can kiss my ass, woo! 

Red solo cup, uh huh, I fill you up 

Let's have a party, let's have a party 

I love you, red solo cup, I lift you up 

Proceed to party, proceed to party 

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Now, I really love how you're easy to stack 

But I really hate how you're easy to crack 

'Cause when beer runs down the front of my back 

Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky 

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten 

Admirin' how sharply my first name is written 

On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' 

On them to help me get lucky 

Red solo cup, I fill you up 

Let's have a party, let's have a party 

I love you, red solo cup, I lift you up 

Proceed to party, proceed to party 

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow 

But only you, red, will do for this fellow 

'Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello 

And you are the Fruit to my Loom 

Photos 

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic 

You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic 

Believe me when I'm not the least bit sarcastic 

When I look at you and say: 

"Red solo cup... 

You're not just a cup ([Quinn:] Mm, mm) 

([Finn:] God no!) 

You're my... ([Finn:] Friend?) 

You're my friend, yeah ([Finn:] Lifelong!) 

([Quinn:] You're my friend, uh huh) 

Thank you for being my friend" 

Red solo cup, I fill you up 

Let's have a party, let's have a party 

I love you, red solo cup ([Finn:] What up, what up) 

I lift you up 

Proceed to party, proceed to party 

Red solo cup, I fill you up 

Let's have a party, let's have a party 

Red solo cup, I lift you up 

Let's have a party, proceed to party 

Solo cup, solo cup 

Solo cup, solo cup 

Solo cup, solo cup 

Solo cup