It's 10 Am And I'm Drunk Lyrics - Glee

April: 

Officer why the third degree? 

Told ya, I've been drunk since a quarter 'til three 

On rum and coke and some pink Chablis 

I'm drunk in the mornin' that's the way that I be 

I'm drunk when I wake and then I'm drunk when I dine 

I'm drunk when I hit the unemployment line 

Lost my job when I asked my boss to pay me in wine 

So depressed when I'm sober 

When I'm drunk it's cloud nine 

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It's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk as a skunk 

Eggs, bacon and booze 

That's why I've got so much spunk 

Ain't no sobriety test that I haven't flunked 

I've tried bein' sober, 

let me tell you, that stunk 

And now it's not even noon and I'm drunk! 

I tried bein' sober that really stunk 

Now it's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk