Getting Married Today Lyrics - Glee

Bless this day 

Pinnacle of life 

Husband joined to wife 

The heart leaps up to behold 

This golden day 

Today is for Emma 

Emma, I give you the rest of my life 

To cherish and to keep you, to honor you forever 

Today is for Emma 

My happily soon-to-be wife 

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Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here, I 

Want to thank you all for coming to the wedding, I'd appreciate 

Your going even more, I mean you must have lots of better things 

To do, and not a word of this to Will, remember Will, you know, 

The man I'm gonna marry, but I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin 

Anyone as wonderful as he is-- 

Thank you all 

For the gifts and the flowers, 

Thank you all, 

Now it's back to the showers, 

Don't tell Will, 

But I'm not getting married today. 

Bless this day 

Tragedy of life 

Husband joined to wife 

The heart sinks down and feels dead 

This dreadful day 

Photos 

Listen, everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for, 

A wedding, what's a wedding, it's a prehistoric ritual 

Where everybody promises fidelity forever, which is 

Maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, which is 

Followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize he's 

Saddled with a nut, and wanna kill me, which he should-- 

Thanks a bunch, 

But I'm not getting married-- 

Go have lunch, 

'Cause I'm not getting married-- 

You've been grand, 

But I'm not getting married-- 

Don't just stand there, 

I'm not getting married-- 

And don't tell Will, 

But I'm not getting married today. 

Go, can't you go? 

Why is no- 

Body listening? 

Goodbye 

Go and cry 

At another person's wake 

If you're quick 

For a kick 

You could pick 

Up a christening 

But please 

On my knees 

There's a human life at stake! 

Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear, or do you want to 

See a crazy lady fall apart in front of you, it isn't only Will 

Who may be ruining his life, you know we'll both of us be losing 

Our identities, I telephoned my analyst about it and he said to 

See him Monday, but by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with 

The other garbage-- 

I'm not well, 

So I'm not getting married-- 

You've been swell, 

But I'm not getting married-- 

Clear the hall, 

'Cause I'm not getting married-- 

Thank you all, 

But I'm not getting married-- 

And don't tell Will, 

But I'm not getting married today. 

Bless this bride 

Totally insane 

Slipping down the drain 

And bless this day in our hearts 

As it starts 

To rain 

Today is for 

Go, can't you go? |Emma, 

Look, you know |Emma, 

I adore you all |I give you 

But why |The rest of 

Watch me die |My life, 

Like Eliza on the ice? |To cherish 

Look, perhaps |And to keep you, 

I'll collapse |To honor you 

In the apse |Forever, 

Right before you all, |Today is for Emma, 

So take |My happily 

Back the cake, |Soon-to-be 

Burn the shoes and boil the rice. |Wife, 

Look, I didn't wanna have to |My adorable 

Tell you, but I may be coming |Wife. 

Down with Hepatitis, and I 

Think I'm gonna faint, so if 

You wanna see me faint, I'll 

Do it happily, but wouldn't 

It be funnier to go and watch 

A funeral, so thank you for the 

Twenty-seven dinner plates, 

Thirty-seven butter knives, 

Forty-seven paperweights, 

Fifty-seven candleholders-- 

One more thing-- 

I am not getting married! 

Amen! 

Softly said-- 

But I'm not getting married! 

Amen! 

With this ring-- 

Still I'm not getting married! 

Amen! 

I thee wed. 

See, I'm not getting married! 

Amen! 

Let us pray Let us pray 

That we are getting married | That I'm not getting married 

Today! | Today! 

AMEN!